Jimi Hendrix – Purple Haze Perhaps the most famous misheard lyrics, “Excuse me while I kiss the sky” is commonly misheard as “Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.”
Bon Jovi – Livin’ On A Prayer People often mishear, “It doesn’t matter if we make it or not” as, “It doesn’t matter if we’re naked or not.”
Billy Joel – We Didn’t Start The Fire “It was always burning said the worst attorney” is a misheard lyric which sounds more like the worst arson defense attorney.
Johnny Nash – I Can See Clearly Now The fairly straightforward lyric, “I can see clearly now the rain is gone.” is often misheard as “I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone.” Must hate Lorraine.
Abba – Dancing Queen “Hear her scream, kicking the dancing queen.” are some pretty dark misheard lyrics for this Abba song.
The Bee Gees – More Than A Woman Some people were wondering why The Bee Gees would sign about a “Bald headed woman.”
DJ Khaled – All I Do Is Win The lyric “I can’t never get enough” is misheard as “I can never get it up.” Sounds like someone needs Viagra.
The Monkees – I’m A Believer “And then I saw her face, now I’m a believer” can often be misheard as “now I’m gonna leave her.” She must’ve had a pretty awful face.
The Beatles – I Want To Hold Your Hand Bob Dylan famously misheard, “I get high, I get high, I get high.” When he told John Lennon that, Lennon corrected him, saying that the lyrics are “I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide.” What a hilarious misunderstanding
Queen – We Will Rock You Many people misheard the lyric, “Kicking your can all over the place.” as “Kicking your CAT all over the place.” That’s awkward.
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bad Moon Rising “There is a bad moon on the right.” can be misheard as “There is a bathroom on the right.”
AC/DC – Dirty Deeds “Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap” is often misheard as “Dirty Deeds, Thunder Jeep” or “Done Goat Sheep.”
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