4 Ways to Spring into Spring
by Tinashe Kubvoruno
Do you smell what Mother Nature is cooking? That is the smell of spring ladies and gentlemen. SPRING! It has been a long, bone shaking, teeth chattering, and layer upon layer kind of winter.(BUURR). It is about time to shed some layers and show some skin! For you fellas out there (yea you reading this) spring does not mean your outfits need to get BOOORING. Seriously, the blue jeans and t shirt thing needs to stop. No but really though, at this point you should grow some acorns and spice things up a little bit. You can thank me later for this advice. I know your girlfriend will. With that being said, we will be naming off the 4 ways to Spring into Spring 2015. Ready, Set, READ!
- Add some color in your Life: Ok, so as you all know we are in the 21st As you also might know cargo shorts are out, and colored pants and shorts are sooooo in. You know what this means? It’s time to make room in your closet by burning your cargo shorts. Please burn your cargo shorts. The fashion gods will smile upon you.
- Shades for the long sunny days: The sun is upon us. (Haaaaaalleluyah) Time for you to put your shades on. If you don’t own a respectable pair of shades then now is the time my friend. Keep one thing in mind on your quest to find the perfect pair of shades for you. The shades that work for the dude next door might not work for you. Know which shades work for you depending on the size of your head and the shape of your face. TRY THEM ON. If you are not sure then ASK the lovely cashier at check out. She has been checking you out the whole time anyways.
- Get a Blazer/Sport Coat: I can’t count how many dudes I have come across who don’t own even one good blazer or sports coat. COME ON MANNN!! The ladies appreciate a man who knows how to turn up the heat once in a while. Owning a blazer has to be one of those unwritten man laws. A blazer is essential for a date night, interview, or a night out with the fellas. “You are going to love the way you look, I guarantee it”
- Lift heavy things and put them down: It has been a long winter filled with eating, drinking, more eating, and most likely more drinking. Correct me if I am wrong, but your body is not as tight as it was last spring. To make matters worse, you don’t have layers to hide under anymore. (hehehe) This means its time to hit the gym buddy. Your clothes will fit better, you will look better, and most importantly you will FEEL better. Confidence will come knocking at your door.